Some of the football guys have come up with this submission wresteling thing that we host every thursday. Its called the ARC. It is really cool!!! we make up profiles for all of the guys who are wresteling on that day. Here is todays, I am in it so if you want to see come to the Annex at 5 pm.
ARC 2
“GUESS WHO’S HERE”
FEBUARY 2, 2006
AFTER LIFTING
AEROBIC ROOM
CHAMPIONSHIPS presents its
second sanctioned event of the year.
All the talking is over, practicing is done, LET THE REAL DEAL BEGIN!!!! For
our second event of the year we have a surprise fighter in the main event that
will knock your socks off! This man is
a champ among champs and has rarely been defeated in his fighting career. Come to the Aerobic Room right after lifting
to find out who will take on “The Assassin”.
MAIN EVENT
 VS. 
Seth Surprise
Fighter
“The Assassin”
England
“The
Assassin”- (5’10 ¾ , 193)
This fighter comes to us with a raw style of fighting. He is very quick, scrappy, and is moderately
versed in submissions. His strong
desire to win has helped him persevere and make astonishing comebacks with his
back against the wall.
This is “The Assassin’s” second
sanctioned bout and is definitely excited to fight. He has beaten The
Lumberjack Kid. He has notable
Exhibition wins against Steven “Florida” Graham, Josh Gosa, Eric Trout, Trent
Dahnke(ruptured his spleen) and Mike Francisco.
“The Assassin” is the co-founder with Mark
“Top Gun” Schopp of Team Pain. Members that study under “The Assassin” and “Top Gun” are Kyle
Worley, Nathan Strange, Trent Dahnke, Peter Vance.
“The
Assassin” has been compared to Matt Hughes, Randy Couture and Georges St.
Pierre.
“Surprise
Fighter”- All I can say is that at one time or another this man has easily
whooped many of the people watching in the audience.
 vs. 
Justin
Casey
“The
Gentle Giant” “The Rottweiler”
Grant
Schwartzlose
“The
Gentle Giant”- (6’3, 230) “The Gentle Giant is quite
possibly the pound for pound strongest man in the ARC. He has very good power clean form and
doesn’t mind “getting low” while doing it.
His strongest attribute is his Sampson like locks that flow beautifully
from his scalp.
This
is “The Gentle Giant’s” first ever sanctioned bout. He has been involved with High School Wrestling in the past.
“The Gentle Giant” doesn’t fight on an
organized team but I see him hang out with Russell a lot.
“The
Gentle Giant” has been compared to Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys.
“The
Rottweiler”- (6’4 290)
“The Rottweiler” quite possibly has the reddest hair on the team. I am not sure what that has to do with
fighting, but I thought it was worth mentioning. He has been overheard many times telling people that he will
“Punch them in the face”. He like
horror movies and death metal music.
“The
Rottweiler” has never had a sanctioned event before.
“The Rottweiler” doesn’t fight on an
organized team, he says he is his own team.
“The
Rottweiler” has been compared to Doink the Clown and The Lumberjack Kid, both
of whom are fighting legends.
 vs. 
J.R. Chris
“Cat Smacker” “Shock”
Harriel Hair
“Cat
Smacker”- ( 5’7
180) This fighter comes to the ARC with more of a street fighting
style. “Cat Smacker” has patented his
own fighting style of “Thug-jitsu”. He
says, “I need no technique, need no conditioning, I just smack cats!”
This
is the first ever sanctioned fight for “Cat Smacker” but in his words, “Someone
needs to give this cat my resume!”
“Cat Smacker” loves to fight but has no
official training.
J.R.
has been compared to Coach Walker and Xavier “Chest Jumper” Beach.
“Shock”- (5’6 215) This fighter comes to the ARC with
absolutely no fighting style at all. He
occasionally likes to shock people just because it makes him giggle. “Shock” was overheard saying, in the Fall,
that he put “Cat Smacker” on his back in the pass rushing drill. This of course angered J.R.
This
is the first ever sanctioned fight for “Shock”, however he has shocked quite a
few people in the past in ice hockey.
“Shock”
has been compared to the full-back from Benedictine and “The Macho Man” Randy
Savage.
 VS. 
Josh Andrew
“Jawbreaker” “New Kid on
the Block”
Flannery
Reis
“Jawbreaker”-
(6’1/2” 174) This fighter comes to us with a style of
recklessness. He is so reckless that
just last year he put himself into a state of eating through a straw. He also is noted for having a patented head
fake that has left many DB’s jocks laying on the ground.
This
is the first ever sanctioned event for the “Jawbreaker”
“Jawbreaker” has no official training
“Jawbreaker”
has been compared Diamond Dallas Paige, Cary Holman and Stacy Keibler.
“New
Kid on the Block”- (5’9 175)
This fighter comes from an unknown land and we have no record of his
fighting style. All we know is that he
has an eyebrow ring……NOW THAT IS WORTH MENTIONING.
Who
knows who this fierce pierced warrior has fought.
Again who knows what training he has.
“New
Kid on the Block” has been compared to Justine Timberlake and Norm Hall.
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